This is my first time so be gentle, I'm a college student with an anger management problem, I'm going hoping to use this as source of venting my frustration. However, it's much more likely that I'll post one or two times and then forget all about it. Anyway, as an introduction to my blog, I'm going to start off with a scathing letter to a professor.
Dear Angela Allen,
I know that you take pride in the fact that you went back to school and got your graduate degree, but you really shouldn't have. You're an english professor whose ability to communicate basic ideas is pathetic. Also, you're concept of grading is rather shaky. When you assigning a rhetorical analysis essay, don't complain when the essay is mostly rhetorical analysis. You're whole persona is fake like cheap paint that is starting to chip and wear away (and I know all about chipped paint, I worked for six weeks as a painter and spent countless hours scraping paint off the sides of apartment buildings). You pretend to be such a cool professor by going out of your way to tell us students it's okay to swear in our papers, but it's so easy to see that this is only a desperate attempt to connect with a generation so much younger than you. Frankly, you're quite sad, and you shouldn't pretend to be relaxed if you're actually going to be a stickler.
From, a Very Grumpy Student.
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